"Some of the most memorable words ever spoken were written for those speakers by other people."

When you order a speech, you’ll be asked to provide information about the occasion. That includes names, locations, and details that help us craft a message that is both personal and meaningful. The idea is not to tell you what to say, but to help you say what you want to say.

Once the information has been collected, we’ll prepare a draft. That takes approximately 5 business days. You can review, tweak, and make changes. We’ll provide two revisions for the original price.

When complete, you’ll have a professional speech that will enlighten, entertain, and enhance your simcha or other occasion.

We use a formula that hasn’t changed since day one, because it works.

A basic speech costs $200 for 3 minutes of talk time. Each additional minute costs $50, calculated at optimal speech delivery speed of 180 wpm.

We can price individually for other work such as Yearbook ads, letters, and poetry. Ask us.

50% Deposit is due upon speech order, and a 20% rush fee applies when services are needed faster than the standard turnaround time.

Payment can be made via Zelle, PayPal, Venmo, Checks or Cash. If you have three goats and a camel to trade, we’d consider it. ;^)